is tofu not cuddly?

Meat Medly plush toy & pillow by Sweet Meats
sets of three include one each of plush steak, pork chop and ham

When it comes to tofu, I guess it's not as much fun to cuddle a cold cube of white, as it is to cuddle some ham hocks and some pork chops. Right? Right?

I have to admit, Porky the Pork Chop looks pretty sweet.

Sweet Meats are the soft and fleece-y creations of San Francisco product designer, Lauren Venell, who, according to her bio, has butchers on both sides of her family. If you know the perfect person on your shopping list who would love Sweet Meats, you can get it "deli wrapped" for only 50 cents extra at checkout. Awesome.